How Important is the Keypad?

Male Writer: Women really like the tactile sensation they get from the keypad.

Female Writer: You know women. We're all about the tactile.

Male Writer makes a cat noise.

-- Sony Studios, CA

What About This for a Movie?

Woman driving by: I have a great idea for a movie. My life is a movie. I just want to see it on screen. With a skinnier me.

-- Sony Studios, CA

I Can't Decide What Video Game to Get

Gamer #1: But is it a regular shooter?

Gamer #2: No. You shoot but you have abilities.

Gamer #3: Like you can freeze people. Then when you shoot them, they explode.

Gamer #2: You can also throw electric bolts and fire and --

Gamer #1: Stop. You had me at "you can freeze people and when you shoot them, they explode."

-- Sony Studios, CA

Why Have a Cell Phone?

Female Picketer to male picketer: You're officially a cell non-answerer!

--Sony Studios, CA

'Tis the Season

Male Writer: What do you call those places that set up just for Christmas and sell trees? A lot or a stand?

Male Feature Writer: A stand.

Female Writer: A stand? Like a lemonade stand?

Male Feature Writer: What about a used lemonade stand?

Female Writer: Used lemonade? Isn't that just pee?

Male Feature Writer: Yeah. And there's a fudge shop around the corner.

-- Sony Studios, CA